i've a fucking psychotic colleague

yes, that same one who text me those gross sms
she's back at it again~~!!!!!


there's quite a bit
but i didnt keep those coz i tot she'll stop
then it didnt...
check out what she text me for the past couple of days...


L = psychotic colleague
M = me, Neeky

Just yesterday noon time.....

L : Neeky... I really dont know what i should do with you... I know you're single yet u told me u're with soneome... Or r u trying to keep me as a spare just in care u cant find someone tt suits ur tastebud? Or r u trying to wait for me to back out? If u're afraid to hurt me, it's ok. Just go ahead... I just dont wan things to drag on esp when its heading no where...

M : (Feeling totally disgusted and accused) Huh? I tot I told you to give up long ago? I said I will treat it as you have never sent me those gross sms before.

L : Ya hor. Sorry I'm emo-ing.. I just wan to keep you in my life, become someone you need.. Guide me.

M : I'm sorry, you're not the one I need. Go find someone else, you're too bored.

L : Cute woman. I tot so too.. Kena scolding from my friends, saying i'm too bored. But i tot U're real adorable. Haha. Thanks for arousing my curiosity. N ur precious time as well.. I really enjoy knowing u.. Btw, I needed to text Yst coz 1 of my ah ma left me.. Guess this time round, i shld find someone real, n not just words to fill this emptiness.. Take care.



LIKE, TOTAL YAY-NESS!!! She's finally gg to stop!!!!

Alas! That same night, as in, 1st nov wee hours 230am, she text again.
Fuck shyt!


L : U asleep? I cant sleep...


I've decided not to reply AT ALL.
but she continued to bomb my phone.....


Some 20min later...
L : Zzz... I guess i still need words to comfort my soul. Haha. Btw, do u know i've how many ah mas? I've 5 ah ma... Alot right? All not y real ah ma, only one is...


Another 10min later...
L : Btw, been trying to ask u this question, r u from taiwan? Work damn sianz today... Cant focus at work...


7min later...
L : I'm just trying to distract myself, i hope u dont mind me flooding ur inbox... Maybe 5 more? =x


Another 10min passed...
L : I got craving for wan ton mee... Maybe should eat that for breakfast... Still cant sleep wtf... Its been a long time since I insomnia...


Still no reply from me. Another 7min passed..
L : Make a guess what kind of pets i used to own.. grasshopper, dogs, birds, snakes, chicken, fish, electric fish, turtles... Alot right?


She's getting impatient and apparently having fun by herself. 3min later...
L : My mother will always buy a real chicken, then throw it inside e cage with e snake... Then i'll sit there n watch e snake eat e chicken... Very saddist rite...


Fuck shyt. THAT was the last straw. She's fucking psychotic.


12min later, again...
L : Zzz... I guess even if someone needs me, its not good to toy with his feelings when i dont feel a thing for him right? Can u be my Jie? Or do u prefer kor kor?


Kor ur ass!!! Go and die pls!!


A very swift 3min later...
L : i cant believe i'm not sleepy!!... I think this is e fifth msg. Guess I'll stop here. Good nitez n god bless..


Right... She said she'll stop after the fifth. But psychos NEVER NEVER NEVER mean what they say!!!


Some 8 hours later, in the morning
L : I'm still awake!! -.- !!


Still no reply from me. But a psycho is persistant!


Text me again 3 hours later abt 2+ in the afternoon...
L : Bu Yao bu li wo ma... I wan to text with you.. Let's flood irene's wall!! Hehe


Lame. Still, no reply from me. I think she realised that i'm FINALLY SERIOUSLY ignoring her!!!


1.5hours later...
L : Neeky... Be friends also can not? I need you although you dont need me... How? I'm gg to break up with my new guy for you.. Ok? Let me take care of u can?


I swear I couldnt stand it anymore....
I replied!


M : No. Get together with your new guy if you want.

L : No as in what?

M : We're not friends. You're scary you know that

L : Scare u in what way?

M : I really have no time to entertain you. I have to revise. Text your friends pls

L : I told you i'm good at attacking someone's mind.ok. dont scare u le. Ignoring my sms is a correct strategy. Pls continue. But dont do that in e office =)


She fucking got cheek to ask me not to ignore her in the office!?!?!?!


M : My god. You're absolutely psychotic. See a psycho doc if u have time

L : Wahaha. Aiyo.. Just kidding la.. If i'm really psychotic, i wont have so many close frens la.. Relax girl. Treat it as i'm just a diff kind of ppl in ur life.


Sorry hor, psycho! you're not even in my life! i couldnt be bothered to reply. She couldnt stand it again, text me again after 5 hours.


L : Can i know e reason why? Actually, most of e time, i do things on impulse.. I can feel that i'm messing things up this time round... N i dont know what's e consequences... Can u like advise me what's wrong, at least i dont make this mistake again... what did i do to make u feel this way? I'll stop sms-ing u once i know e explanation...





Yeah you fucking messed up BIG TIME!
I gotta be crazy to reply.
People, if u ever meet ppl like this, STEER CLEAR OF THEM!!!!!!