This is really really really truly creepy.....................
it's worse than The Haunting, or watever horror films you've watched.
she's been haunting me ever since that night we talked.
AHHHHHH~~~~
i should have shut my fucking mouth.. seriously


What i'm abt to show you, is the whole text conversation btw this colleague and me.
it's gonna give you the creeps! make your hair stand!

WARNING!!! DO NOT EAT OR DRINK WHILE READING THIS!!!!

L = her
M = Me


L: Hey Neeky. want to go out tonight? if you're uncomfortable just say. i'll stop. ok? XXX
(i just talked to her like, less than 24hours ago??? and she freaking wanna go out tog!?!?! HELL NO! I was already kinda freaked out how she got my number alr -_-)

M: Sorry nope. i'm doing some revision =>

L: Lol.. i tot i'm rejected =x . when's ur test? ya, btw, free this thurs? want to go saint james?

M: Nah. not gg partying anytime soon. got exams

L: -.- Lol. Nvm then. Need a break or someone to chat just sms me ya? ^.^ Meanwhile, study hard and rest well. See ya tml... =)


Later 1130pm the same night....
L: busy now?

More than 1 hour later....
M: Sorry I was working on a project. wassup?

1019AM the nxt morning....
L: If i tell you i'm a little half hearted now, will you encourage me or discourage me?

M: Half hearted bout what??

L: About you?

M: Huh?? Dun get it

L: Lol. Haix. Its complicated. Have you tried part time dating?

M: Part time dating? Haha. I duno. Maybe yes?

L: Wan to try?

M: No?? It's not fun

L: Why? What you mean not fun?

M: It's just not fun, the whole idea abt dating isnt fun anymore

L: Serious? Then what r you looking for? Anything to your liking?

M: (kinda suspicious but i just answered for fun anyway) i'm looking for fun. Haha. But i've not found anything fun yet. Except partying and meeting new girls

L: Hmm... What abt kissing? I want to taste you.... Lol. Can? Actually I'm referring to something underground.... Only u n me know... Keen in tt?

M: (Totally freaked out and disgusted!!!) Haha you gotta be kidding me. I dun like to mess with colleagues.. It makes things complicated..

L: HahaHaha... N complicated stuffs r fun right? I'll be a fren n part time lover for you that's all. With no string attached... Make it short n sweet.

M: you are still kidding right. Complicated stuffs are not fun. I like simplicity

L: Haha.. Erm, can you help me book a seat n switch on a com? I'm so gg to be late.

M: Ah... you better call and inform.. No seats alr lo

L: !! Serious ah. Haha. Cant give me a chance ah :p ...

M: (Totally acting blur and dunno what she's talking abt) Really no seats lei.. And jen is ard today, better be fast!

During break time 1013pm the same night....
L: I have something for you. Haha.

M: (SHOCKED!) Huh?? What thing? *pray it's a Cartier bangle.. LOL*

L: I made something for you. Lol. How to give you...

M: Wah.. No need la.. Haha. Thanks but it's really ok

L: Damn. I'm rejected by you again!! Lol.. Intro me to a better one then. Haha.

M: (Relieved!!!) haha i'll try to find one for you den

L: Ok, must fit my criteria huh... Born on 16 Jan, age 22.. Short hair.. Cute, funny laughter, got a piercing in tongue.. :p Shit, i find you Damn cute. How?

M: (just got home and wanna puke. Complained str8 to Leon and Cor. My answer was suggested by cor. haha!) Ermmm. I'm not cute, seriously... And i'm looking for a long term commitment, faithful rare shyt. So i dun play games.. Hah..

L: Let me think thru k.. Come on, You're so adorable in my eyes, nose, ears... U name it, I'll say it. Btw can i add you in facebook?

M: Yup sure *SIGH*


JUST RECEIVED, FRESH AND HOT FROM THE SMS SERVER @ 3am!!!
L: Actually, there's something in u that i feel that i shld be there to protect u... Btw, u look so like ella & she's my fav idol... Shall we start as fren? But hor, now I'm so interested in e ball in ur mouth... =x let me try it one day k...

M: *fainted*






OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS!!

i dun mind having someone to consider for a new r/s...
BUT NOT THIS KINDA PSYCHOTIC SICKO!!!!!!!!
Save me plsssssssssssssssssss............... =<